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1. Tommy has 3 apples, Jane has 2, Mark has 6, Sam has 8, and Susan has 10. Everyone puts their apples into a bag. Tommy eats 1 and then dies, how many apples are left in the bag?

a)      28 apples

b)      25 apples

c)      30 apples

d)     I don’t care, Tommy was a jerk

 

2. Mary Jane was walking down the street and picked up a quarter. How much richer is she now than she was when she left the house.

a)      She’s poorer because her soul is wounded due to her stealing from the street

b)      25 cents richer

c)      No richer; she returned it to it’s owner

d)     Not applicable Mary Jane is a thing not a person

 

3. Lauren gave Rick $10 and charged him interest of 10% each month until he paid the $10 back. Rick lied about his social security number on his taxes, does he still have to pay Lauren interest?

a)      Yes

b)      No

c)      This post is stupid

d)     What’s interest?

 

4. Emily went to the store and bought 6 balloons for her sister's birthday party. Her sister popped three of the balloons, how many balloons are left?

a)      None, she didn’t deserve any in the first place and Emily took the rest

b)      I don’t know, how many were there to begin with

c)      It doesn’t matter…?

d)     What was the cake’s role in all of this?

 

5. John went to the gym for 30 minutes and ran on the treadmill. How many calories did he burn if he was going 5 mph and weighs 185?

a)      50 calories

b)      80 calories

c)      I’m not doing the math are you kidding me?

d)     I did the math and it’s ____ calories which is not an option so I see you didn’t do the math either… you are a loser





Answers: 1.A  2.D 3.C 4.all answers acceptable 5.D