I Want a Boyfriend

I don't want sex. 

I don't want drama.

I don't want heartbreak, or expectations, or complications.

I just want a boyfriend.

I want a guy to carry my stuff and walk me to class.

I want him to take me to all the football games just to cuddle. 

I want him to go to the park with me and play.

I want a boyfriend.

I don't want jealous ex's.

I don't want to come second.

I don't want to get married.

I just want a boyfriend.

I want kisses on the cheek. 

I want to share a blanket.

I want to hold hands.

I want a boyfriend.

I don't want to pay for dinner, or movie tickets.

I don't want to just get salad cause I'm self conscious.

I don't want... 

I just want a boyfriend.

Is that too much to ask?